Quotes
If my mother was tied up and held ransom, I might think about making a light beer.
I don't have a drinking problem, except when I can't find a drink.
Women and drink. Too much of either can drive you to the other.
Life begins at 60 - 1.060, that is.
People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
The easiest way to spot a wanker in a pub is to look around and find who's drinking a Corona with a slice of lemon in the neck.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
They who drink beer will think beer.
I drink to make other people interesting.
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
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You forgot Hunter S. Thompson, “Good people drink good beer.”